Ladies and Gentleman…Seyong of MYNAME:
Yep I’m going straight to Noona Jail. Get my cell ready. I’ll bring my own pillow.
You know that feeling when you see a kpop group and you are all like YESTHEYARESOHOT!!! Then you find out they are YOUNG, like super young. Yes. This is what I call Noona Jail. Can I tell you I pretty much have a tent set up in Noona Jail. Sometimes, if I fangirl enough, I end up in Noona Prison. Who sends me to Noon Jail? Let’s discuss.
Offender: Teen Top’s Chunji
Here’s how it went down. I watched “Don’t Spray Perfume” and I was like “What a horrible message. He’s cheating on his girlfriend and doesn’t care. OMG I am outraged…. OMO, did Chunji just wink at ME?!? O_O
Ok so at this point, I had a “Noona Warning”. Little did I know I would be in Noona Jail very soon….
Time passed and Teen Top released “To You” and I ended up on Noona Maximum Security Prison. I have no regrets.
Let me just say that everyone should be in Jail when watching any LIVE performance of ” To You”. I blame the body rolls. At this point, Im in Noona Prison with ever having the chance of being paroled.
Offender #2: Niel
Ok, So my feels are not as nearly out of control as they are for Chunji, but in “To You” there is one moment, where im like WHOA WHOA WHOA NIEL. WHAT?!? You guys, know EXACTLY the moment I’m talking about…
So Changjo was so NOT on my Noona radar, which made it SO MUCH WORSE when I was hit with this business…
In closing, FREAKING Teen Top, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!? STOP. RIGHT. NOW. This Noona cannot serve a full sentence in Noona Jail. I JUST CANNOT.
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